{"id":2567,"date":"2015-05-01T14:51:55","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T14:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thehouseshop.com\/property-blog\/lawn-for-the-dead\/"},"modified":"2016-09-12T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T11:31:00","slug":"lawn-for-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehouseshop.com\/property-blog\/lawn-for-the-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawn for the Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- SEO Ultimate Plus (https:\/\/seoultimateplus.com) - Code Inserter module -->\n<script async>(function(s,u,m,o,j,v){j=u.createElement(m);v=u.getElementsByTagName(m)[0];j.async=1;j.src=o;j.dataset.sumoSiteId='b68b392479b5981b8acf46565e9fe32a0734fc21a1f7c1e60121eaa6ca1a1c64';v.parentNode.insertBefore(j,v)})(window,document,'script','\/\/load.sumo.com\/');<\/script>\n<!-- \/SEO Ultimate Plus -->\n\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/ci4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/mtiimSN7jBGBg9aWUkC-okvdbnfjsC3YptJChcqcljuAc-Pnva4q0aWB9x-xC-m6F_SJqZGLAn1CWnGikX52ECE_c7CxHKuSRj2DFyr0a94D_fgrJ6eAIMPk9M40KKiXUD02OP2l6Fif2XeBJEuLyK2fuw=s0-d-e1-ft#http:\/\/files.thumbsupuk.com\/product_images\/ZOMBGNOM\/low_res\/1345_image2_Zombie_gnome_4_LR.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"none\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Garden gnomes tend to be regarded as cute little bearded guys in funny pointy hats, who enjoy nothing more than fishing and greeting your guests with open arms and a warm smile. Well that&#8217;s all changed since a deadly virus has spread across the gnome race, turning the innocent faces we know and love into hideous blood soaked Zombie Gnomes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">These infected ornaments will bring a little bit of horror to your garden within seconds. Made from handcrafted terracotta, with weather resistant paint, the gnomes can not only hold up against a deadly virus but also take a few knocking-overs, as well braving the elements of British weather.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Dressed in the usual gnome attire (including the classic red pointy hat and big beard) the undead gnomes even lost body parts (including fingers and legs) fighting an intruding badger one time! Now that&#8217;s dedication to your job! The Zombie Gnome has blood splattered across his clothes and bright white eyes with a missing finger, whereas the Zombie Gnome Crawler was a little more unfortunate and lost both his legs, but he does have bright glow in the dark eyes, which is cool! There is no doubt that this Zombie Gnome will protect your plants and shrubs against any impostor or passer-by.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/ci4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/3l_7w5ID28hexs0uakYhWm2bgtlxFc3HtqageiD-vWa8gg7nRNr6Fnuzdyuk6eHE7SEI7QSVqluSx6WWMca8eJyRK4erYNL0yNVwH1dpU2KaQcJjZMUvfrHhr561merSevjGZBQM79OY88iyDDThvUbbmR--=s0-d-e1-ft#http:\/\/files.thumbsupuk.com\/product_images\/ZOMBGNOMCRA\/low_res\/1448_image2_IMG_3708-500x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"none\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><b>PRODUCT FEATURES<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Freaky undead garden gnomes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Made from hand crafted terracotta<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Weather resistant paint<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><b><i>Original Gnome;<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Bright white eyes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Missing finger<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Measures approx. 29cm x 10cm x 12cm<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><b><i>Crawler Gnome;<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Glow in the dark eyes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Missing legs<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-family: symbol\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Measures approx. 23cm x 12cm x 14cm<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><b><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">The Zombie Gnomes are created by ThumbsUp! 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